005.

Note to Self | Under no circumstances are you to violently hex a foreign employee of Gringotts. It makes no nevermind that they had stupidly triggered a curse you'd been working on for the past three days. It does not matter that said foreign employee could have killed you. In the end, such an action will only result in you being punished by having to attend some ridiculously snobby function in which you will be surrounded by the pretentious and irritating, while wearing stupid clothing.

[Private | Demi]

I'll pay you whatever you want if you charm your hair blonde and go in my place.