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You would think that wearing a pair of heels would be similar, if not the same, as wearing a pair of heeled boots. Well, ladies and gentleman, you'd be wrong. Demi, your death traps have been returned to your bedroom. I shant be borrowing them again.

On the plus side, we've got a new assignment and it isn't bloody Egypt. Burma. I've been bloody waiting for them to send me somewhere I don't know like the back of my hand. Hopefully, we'll get lost. Makes the whole trip worth while.