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[itslexi]

You would think that wearing a pair of heels would be similar, if not the same, as wearing a pair of heeled boots. Well, ladies and gentleman, you'd be wrong. Demi, your death traps have been returned to your bedroom. I shant be borrowing them again.

On the plus side, we've got a new assignment and it isn't bloody Egypt. Burma. I've been bloody waiting for them to send me somewhere I don't know like the back of my hand. Hopefully, we'll get lost. Makes the whole trip worth while.

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[mynameisclint]

I'm going too cry. Can't believe you're leaving.

[itslexi]

I'll miss you too, pookie. We can snuggle when I get back. Promise.

[mynameisclint]

We should snuggle before you go. Something to hold me over.

How long are you going to be gone?

[itslexi]

You do know where I live, Clint. Come and get it.

[mynameisclint]

Oh. I'll get it all right. I'm otherwise engaged at the moment.

You also didn't answer my question.

[itslexi]

What are you busy with that's more important than me?

A week or so.

[mynameisclint]

Running on a treadmill.

Well, I guess I'm alright with that.

[itslexi]

CLINT, THAT IS NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN ME!!! Get your arse in the shower and then get over here.

[mynameisclint]

Look. These abs don't get like this on their own and you know it.

[itslexi]

You don't get abs from running, you prat! GET OVER HERE!

[mynameisclint]

Running keeps the fat off, love. But, since I'm done. I'm coming over. But I'm not showering and I'm going to come over in my workout clothes.

[itslexi]

Ew. You will not sweat all over me.

[mynameisclint]

You'll live.

[itslexi]

You might not.

[mynameisclint]

Fair enough. I'm still not showering.

[itslexi]

Gross.

[mynameisclint]

You love me.

[itslexi]

How I ended up with friends like you, I'll never know.

[mynameisclint]

Well. Since I can count the number of people who like me... I'm grateful.

[itslexi]

As you should be.

[demimontgomery]

You just lack the sophistication needed to properly appreciate the proper use of a good pair of heels.

Also, do not get too lost. Jewel gets out of hand when you are gone too long.

[itslexi]

Sophistication has nothing to do with it. Boots are sexier.

What can I say? She loves me.

[demimontgomery]

Hardly. You just do not dress properly for heels.

Yes, because you let her get away with everything.

[itslexi]

For a reason, I can assure you.

Of course.

Lexi | Demi

[demimontgomery]

Sweets, you think that it is wise to talk like that with Clint when you got a very nice looking man interested in you?

And don't deny it, I saw you two at the Ball, and the way he looked at you.

Lexi | Demi

[itslexi]

It's just, Clint. We'd be laughing to hard for anything serious to happen.

It was just an act, Demi. One to keep Jackson away. You're starting to sound like Mother.

Lexi | Demi

[demimontgomery]

Hey, not that I care, since, you know, I'm the last woman to want to go and settle down right away.

However, if you do, by chance, like him? Just keep my words in mind. I am more experienced in these things, after all.

Lexi | Demi

[itslexi]

I feel like there's an insult in there somewhere.

Lexi | Demi

[demimontgomery]

Why ever would I insult my darling twin sister?

Lexi | Demi

[itslexi]

You're a snotty Ravenclaw with a superiority complex? And you live to drive me batty. Obviously.

Lexi | Demi

[demimontgomery]

Obviously.

[deansavage]

I don't think you did horribly in heels. Pulled them off quite well.

Please tell me you will be with my father in Burma.

[Lexi]
Has he been bothering you?

[itslexi]

You were distracted from reality, clearly.

Your father with be in Burma ... though I can't promise he'll be with me.

[Dean]

He hovered behind him while I grabbed a cup of coffee, which was decidedly creepy. Other than that, however, I haven't seen him much.

[deansavage]

Hmmmm, yes. I was rather distracted. You see, there was this very beautiful blonde in a black dress. Couldn't take my eyes off of her.

Then be safe.

[Lexi]
Want me to stop by before you leave, take you out to lunch, be seen with me?

[itslexi]

Har har.

I suddenly feel like you should be shoving condoms into my purse as you push me out the door.

[Dean]

You're going to ruin your big, bad Auror reputation.

[deansavage]

You wound me, kitten.

[Lexi]
Please, do tell me how showing up at your work to intimidate him and take you out to lunch will ruin my reputation?

[itslexi]

Kitten?

[Dean]

A variety of different ways, one being that you're an Auror and I'm the daughter of a Death Eater. Besides, aren't you Auror types not suppose to get connected to those you protect?

[deansavage]

Yes, kitten.

[Lexi]
You were never charged. You are as far from a Death Eater as you can get while still be sarcastic as all get-out. You are also a damn fine woman, and would not harm my reputation at all. I'm a big boy, I can handle my reputation just fine without you worrying your pretty little head.

Also, that was unofficial, so getting 'attached' is not a bad thing. Unless you do not want me getting attached.

[itslexi]

I am not a kitten.

[Dean]

I don't know whether or not to take you seriously.

If you want to do lunch, we'll do lunch.

Lexi | Dean

[deansavage]

You'll learn.

Wednesday?

Lexi | Dean

[itslexi]

Wednesday, it is.

Lexi | Dean

[itslexi]

And I'm not wearing a dress. So nothing fancy.

Lexi | Dean

[deansavage]

Nothing fancy, promise.