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[itslexi]

Fucking Bloody snakes. You get bit by one poisonous cobra and the world seems to end. It wasn't that big of a deal. I'm fine. A little anti-venom and away we go. It wasn't like I died. Because I MIGHT have died had I been a moron and not packed anti-venom in a country full of poisonous snakes, apparently this means I have to take a few days off to "recover". Jer, the wonderful man that he is, actually agreed with them.

I hate men. You all see a little bit of blood, a scratch, and freak the bloody hell out. Grow a pair, already!

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[mynameisclint]

You got bit by a cobra? You realize that I'm going to be forced to come up with snake puns, right?

[itslexi]

Shut up.

[mynameisclint]

But it's hissterical.

[itslexi]

I hate you.

[mynameisclint]

I bet the whole situation had you rattled.

[itslexi]

Clint ... I swear to Merlin ... I will set your socks on fire while you're wearing them.

[mynameisclint]

I guess I should stop. I don't want to make an asp of myself.

[itslexi]

I'm going to cut off your snake and feed it to an asp.

[mynameisclint]

Sounds kinky.

[itslexi]

We shall see how kinky it is when I have a jagged knife pointed at your junk.

[mynameisclint]

You're so cute when you're angry.

ooc - try this again. *dies*

[itslexi]

I'm not cute.

ooc - <3 <3

[mynameisclint]

You are. Especially when you get that pissed off expression and your brow wrinkles. It's adorable.

[deansavage]

I do believe I had told you to be careful.

[itslexi]

A) You don't get to tell me to be careful. I'm a big girl. B) I WAS being careful. It's not myfault I didn't see a green snake in a green jungle.

[deansavage]

Should I offer to kiss it and make it better? Right, like that will go over well.

Yes, but it doesn't mean hearing about that doesn't make one concerned.

[itslexi]

Don't tell me that you think I should take time off too? I'm sure your Father's still ranting about it. If I didn't know better I'd swear he was trying to get me to stay in London as much as possible. Merlin. That's all I need. Maybe they'll call a staff meeting and I'll get to sit beside Touchy McFeely.

Lexi | Dean

[deansavage]

Well, if he touches you then that means I get to break his fingers, and then slap him with a restraining order.

Lexi | Dean

[itslexi]

Break his fingers, break his face, break all of him. Sounds good. I mean really. You need to reach for a pen, great. I do not, unfortunately, carry them in my god damn bra. Surprisingly enough, a bra was not designed to carry pens.

God. I need a drink.

Lexi | Dean

[deansavage]

He touched you like that? As in, not a hypothesis of something to happen in the future, but something that has happened in the past?

Lexi | Dean

[itslexi]

One of those ridiculously obvious slip of the hand. Haven't really been around much for it to be recent. Used to be a weekly occurance. Such is the awesome standard of my life.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to find myself a good bottle of whiskey and then proceed to drown myself in it. You're suppose to be big and scary, right? You're welcome to come and glare at people if you'd like. If not ... well, tell your dad he's a git.

Lexi | Dean

[deansavage]

Then I will be paying him visit.

Wait, you are going to go out into public to drink? Damn you, woman. Fine. Where are you going, I will meet you there.

Lexi | Dean

[itslexi]

Where else am I suppose to drink? The closet?

Lexi | Dean

[deansavage]

Well, in your own home came to mind.

Are you going to tell me where?

Lexi | Dean

[itslexi]

When you start drinking alone it shows one of two things; your life sucks or you're an alcoholic.

Hogs Head.

Lexi | Dean

[deansavage]

Alright, I am leaving now then.

[roslynbletchley]

Snakes definitely aren't my favourite things in some of the places I've had to visit. I'm glad you're at least feeling somewhat better.

And while I can't say I hate men too, some do freak out by the most little of things.